My day in a nutshell
When little Timmy went to school and mastered one to nine, he thought the other kids were cool and every class Devine. He painted shapes red and blue and he drew in curves and bends. And when the day was over he made 100 friends! I’m Pals with Pete Mike and Max he told his pa with pride, but Timmy’s folks were anti-vaxx and then he fucking died.
The sign said "No food or drinks inside" So I went home.
They say she had a mean flow.
He saw a sign at the front of a building that said "chicken strips for $2"
But they are a solid number two.
RIP Larry Tesler, the UI designer that created Cut, Copy and Paste, died age 74
He loves Tibet.
I might go if I have nothing on.
I guess she just craves anarchy.
I can tell just by looking at them.
“Sorry, my fault.”
These days, people will click on anything even if it's nothing more then a catchy title
The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile." The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either." The foreman was really angry by now and stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pile of sand and yelled… "SUPPLIES!!"
…prove that you're second to nun.
Personally I think it’s nuts.
But now I stand corrected
She seemed surprised…