My friend thinks this is funny
Its literally made of hide.
Install new lox.
I tried to picture her in my head and it broke my neck.
Lets look at the board and I'll go through it again….
they keep eating their bats…
I will preface this by saying I work in IT. The other day we were watching tv when my son started playing in front of the screen. The first statement I could come up with was “you’ve got to sit down your dad’s not a glassmaker” My wife’s response was “but he does work with Windows” I am a proud husband.
To collect money from Joel Michael Singer.
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said, "You cannot do this, I'm a congressman!" The thief replied, "In that case, give me MY money!"
But then it grew on me
As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter…
I slid my finger back out, and within seconds, she was going down on me. I thought to myself, "I really need a new fucking boat."
You can, but it has to be a cakewalk
The cashier said : “hardback?” I said: “yeah and little heads”
Because he doesn’t believe in himself
Specifically jokes for a 2nd in command, or 1st Officer to the Captain. Like: "Hi, I'm second in command so I have to drive the ship when the Captain gets seasick." Or "Hi, I'm second in command, which means I do the hard job and the Captain gets credit for it!" I'd be grateful if anyone can share any.
It was pretty time consuming
Because I was born in the 80's and that makes me an eightieist. //I'm not making this up.
I broke up with my college girlfriend because she was obsessed with finding the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she is up to now.
Fill it with spring water.
You have my Word!
Tell him to let your people go.
He kept talking about how he wants to shake things up.
Now he's aware wolf
I took its shell off to see if it would go any faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish
The man had initially agreed to the meeting, but he was having some serious second thoughts. He knew what they were planning to do was illegal, and could land him in some serious trouble. Man: I don't know, I'm not sure if I should. I mean, your parents would kill me if they found out. I know they wouldn't approve… Girl: I don't care about them. I care about this. Please. Man: You know it's going to hurt at first, right? Girl: I'm not worried about that. I trust you, I've known you since I was a little girl. I want it to be you. Man: I want to, I really want to, but it's against the law. You're too young. Girl: Oh, come on! Age is just a number. And besides, you know how badly I want it. I've been asking you to give it to me for weeks now. Please! I need it inside me! And with that, the man finally relented. He knew the law, he knew the consequences, but he just didn't care anymore. What he was about to do was worth the risk. The man gave the girl her measles vaccine.
certain circumstances. only funny
But for mathematicians, it's just right.
I hope she gets the message that we’re not working out.