My i3 is working hard
Because sin90 = cot45
As a kid, if I ever said the word “apparently”, he would interrupt to shout “A Son Riley!”
I mean, it's not very hard.
Sheepdog: Hey, I rounded them up!
Oddly enough, it's even. But even so, it's still an odd concept.
I bought him a new trampoline for Christmas but all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
He didn’t even finish his sentence.
They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive
Looking at it now, I see why.
I learned next to nothing.
That was my wholemeal…
Therapist: You bet. Me: Yes, that’s why I asked.
He goes undercover
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Ten tickles…. I’m not sorry.
They both end with a check mate
She's googled my name a few times, I saw it through my telescope last night
Nothing…. it just let out a little wine.
She’s a private tutor.
They have nothing to go on My dad texted this to me today
African kids can't charge their phones either.
There will be no coffin at his funeral…
rolls around in the dirt and cross back? A dirty double crosser.
i said i stopped giving a shift.
My son got me good. I build websites for a living. He told me he didn’t like the one I was working on, and I should have let a spider do it.
You know. “Cause spiders are naturally good web designers.”
I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.