My palm tree.
They both go broom broom
Me: Thanks for reminding me
Nevermind it’s pointless.
The Carroty Kid
Love means nothing to them!
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You don’t want to press your luck.
Great food, no atmosphere.
I’m now the CIEIO.
…that was not a question.
Saturday and Sunday…the rest are weekdays.
Because they’re good buoys
The people in Dubai don't like The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi dooooo!!!!!!!!!!
They give it two test tickles.
…have the same middle name
Because one egg is un oeuf.
If it sinks it's a girl ant If it floats it's boy ant
you woulda thought the whole thing was built on some Indian burial ground.
In order to streamline my work from home process, I’ve hired my cat as a part-time advisor.User: My laptop won’t connect to the VPN.Me: Consults my advisorMe: Have you tried pushing it off of the table and onto the floor?
With a considerable deal of practice and skill and the correct combination of knots in the tie so it can properly be secured on the neck. It's an ant-tie joke.
His pants are open in the front, and there’s a steering wheel inside them. The bartender looks at him. “Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?” “Arrrrgh,” replies the pirate. “It’s drivin’ me nuts.”
I have no shelf control.
I said, not sure I haven't met everyone yet. She was not amused.
I guess that makes me a faux pa.
And that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver
Water because butane is a lighter fluid.
But I couldn't catch them all
None. It's a hardware problem.
Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have pessimistic thoughts, I put a dollar in…
It’s currently half empty…
I have a father figure