So they can Scan da Navy in
"I am too, but it's ok, I've been fat my whole life"
He's a small medium at large
It was the least I could do
Neil before me.
Of course you can I just wanted you to smile!
Serve laxatives at a party and everybody loses their shit
That would be soda pressing.
0 Kills 0 Assist 7 Deaths
I would name the other one "DupliKate'
If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.
The doctor phones the man back shortly after and says, "You called?" The man thinks for a second, then says, "No, pretty warm, actually."
But I can never get a straight answer.
But don't worry, it was B9.
I was like, "What the Hellmann?"
People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.
I looked at it and said, “This isn’t for me.”
buys a young cock. As soon as he gets it home, it fucks all the farmers 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch, the cock again screws all 150 hens. Next day, it’s fucking the geese and the ducks too. Sadly, later in the day he finds the cock lying on the ground half dead and vultures circling overhead. The farmer says, " You deserved it, you horny bastard!" The cock opens one eye, points up and says, "Shhhhhh! They are about to land!"
The next floor, however, is a different story.
After a couple hours, the guard on duty steps away to use the bathroom. The one prisoner says: "Quick, this is our chance to escape. We only have a few minutes so have to work together. You rip bedsheets into strips and I'll tie them into a rope, then we can climb down through the window. The other agrees, "Got it. I sheet, you knot."
To make it more classy…
Sometimes it's hungry, sometimes it's tired, sometimes it's angry. Please help.
5th grader from Alabama, because he's 18 yrs old
But their fawn do
Because he lost his patients .
The doctor gave him a sample pot and said: "Take this and bring it back tomorrow with a sperm sample." The following day, the old man returned and gave the pot back to the doctor. It was empty as the day before. Confused, the doctor asked what happened. The old man explained: "You see, doc, this is how it went: first, I tried with my right hand and nothing. Then, I tried with my left hand, still nothing. So I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, with her left one, but nothing. Next she tried with her mouth – first with her teeth, then without them, and nothing. We even called our neighbor and she also tried. First with both hands, then with her armpit and lastly, squeezing it between her knees, but nothing." The doctor was shocked: "You asked your neighbor for help?!" "Yes, doc. But neither of us could open the damn pot."