My school is anime and programing friendly
They’re straight and white.
It always cracks up
Well, it's not hard.
Edit: sorry, I not hacked. Mother Russia do no such thing. Have good day comrades.
We are playing Scrabble, and she has a Q that she can’t get rid off.
Age 16-32 : Tri-weekly Ages 32-55: Try-weekly Over 55: Try-weakly
There was a lot of Cross referencing.
She's probably pulling your leg.
This isn't a dad joke. This is a thank you to everyone on this subreddit. 6 weeks ago the love of my life broke things off with me due to factors attributed to my mental health (which i didn't tell her about because she is struggling with uni and i didn't want her to worry) and I've been having an extremely difficult time coming to terms with it. She's falling for another guy while I've been self destructing to the point where she never wants to talk to me again. But i found this subreddit today, the jokes are so stupid and funny that for the first time since before the breakup, I've laughed and it was genuine. Thank you so much for your stupid jokes. You've saved my life as far as I'm concerned. I still have a long way to to, but this subreddit is definitely going to get me through it. Thank you 💖
It's not the end of the world
You add Spring water.
and sometimes Mayo neighs.
She wanted to see the task manager.
But I'm Russian, so I'm voting Trump
It’s a non-prophet organization.
"How much have you had to drink?" she demanded. "Not much" I slurred. "Look at me!" she shouted, "It's either me or the bar, which one is it?" I paused for a second and said "It's you, I can tell by the voice."
He said, “Sorry. No time.”
I was like, 0mg!
They couldn't find another man of his caliber.
(The punchline was removed from the universe)
I would have $6.38.
I'm fine – i only suffered super fish oil injuries
The competition was pretty stiff.
until it’s fully groan.
The same thing Arkansas.
But then I realize I’m better than that.
The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.” A time traveler walks into a bar.
Iron Man. https://imgur.com/a/3eNDlNZ
First time I've ever seen a SWAT team.
Because It had a lot of degrees.
Guardians of the Galaxy
A: Because he's married.