My sex life is like the Sahara desert.
Just two palms, no dates.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
…we'd never hear the end of it.
It would be really hard to pull off.
You can hide but you can't run.
I've heard there is 8 stories.
Jeez, imagine if he were a full brother
… unless they're flashing behind you.
They're so picky!
So I packed my bag and right
…but backwards, it’s even more stupid…
Take the front page, it's over 90% recycled content!
I said to him, “I bet I know what your favorite Christian festival is.” He said, “Have to love Easter, baby.”
That would have been real crumby.
They’re free of charge if you’re interested.
If you can guess the number inside this post, I’ll give you $1,000,000! (hint: it’s between 3 and 5)
4.29784569834593847593845938745 Awww… so close!
For Hispanic Attack!
So i packed up my stuff and right
It was a huge ore chasm.
He really gets a kick out of it.
Police:Where do you live? Percy: With my mum Police:Where does your mum live? Percy: With me Police: Where do you both live? Percy: Together Police: Where is your house? Percy: Next to my neighbor's Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Percy: If I told you, you wouldn't believe me Police: Tell me Percy: Next to my house
Friend A said "You all have nothing on me. I go to the bar and bring home a woman every night. Not only that but I drive a corvette into work everyday and have a 8 inch penis. I have slept with more than 1,000 women" Friend B said "Oh yeah? Well I'm the top gynecologist doctor at the most highly rated hospitals in the world. I make $800,000 a year, have patients and nurses who have sex with me every hour I'm at work. All the women compliment me on my 12 inch penis. I have slept with well over 5,000 women." Friend C said, "I have you all beat. I fucked over all the Redditors who were expecting a punchline to this joke."
He will be rolling in his grave.
I told her I think we should take things slowly
How does these four concepts (thermodynamics, thermal radiation, evaporation, and radiation cooling) works together?
Well I’ll be damned.