My student was asked to create a button which when clicked revealed a secret message. 10/10 submission
he'll be born in may.
He was kicking himself.
They would call it crucifact.
Because the pair had only ever been on rotten dates.
The Imam says “Why the wrong faith?”
There were so many red flags.
The Air Force; they're US AF
and not “buzzkills”?
Son: I decided that I'm ready to tell you that I'm gay. Dad: *clenches his fist * Mom: Don't… Dad: *sweats profusely * Mom: …. Dad: Hi gay, I'm dad! Son: Dad, cut it out, I'm serious. Dad: Serious? I thought you were gay
She meets a farmer and challenges him: "If I can guess your profession, I get your dog for free." The farmer agrees. The blonde declares that he is a farmer, and wins the bet. As she's stuffing the animal into the trunk of her Fiat, the farmer says: "if I can guess your real hair color, can I get my pig back?"
Well, I think she should look at the bigger picture.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
Throw him in the mainstream.
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I don't know but Alaska.
De brie everywhere.
It's morphine time.
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When the girl gets older, and he stays the same age.
I chose Caerphilly.
They understand the gravity of the situation.
Since it was so rare to be hit even once, he (or she, since I don't want people to get offended) was quite shocked about it all.
But men are so polite, they only look at the covered parts.
Bond. Legal Bond.
She said “fuck you” so I’m very excited for 2020
They’re all backstabbers
The new campaign is a killer
"Don't worry," said the doctor. "Those are just contractions."
My father passed this morning. In his honor, I present his favorite joke: why do polish people have ski at the end of their names?
Because they can't spell toboggan. – Stanley G. Kapuscinski
You've probably never heard of herbivore.