My wife claims a man in camouflage is sexy
I just don't see it myself
But it's just a hunch.
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But you shouldn't use them unless you want your assets frozen.
6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby. Doc: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you! Woman: Oh god no, not my brother. He is an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doc: Denise. Woman: Well, that is not so bad. What did he call the boy? Doc: Denephew.
Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.
Fill it with spring water.
You read the title wrong
What happened next will shock you!
But none of them work.
He always helps me with maps and diagrams, pointing out all the little symbols and what they mean.
I can really see myself doing that.
The Chinese authorities refuse to recognize Ty Won.
Cos when 1 person sneezes a 100 people shit themselves.
I told her we use names now.
In other words, his manufacturer's warranty is up.
Those jokes are a decade old now!
It’s a non-prophet organization.
He sold his soul to Santa.
The attack made headlines.
Airport security, for example.
A woman doesn't come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it. A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.
..It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
They charged him with attempted murder.
Were the first form of pop up notifications
I said too bad they don't have windows
Well son, Teresa is an anagram. If you rearrange the letters, it spells “Easter”. -Oh, so you named her that on account of how much you and mom love Easter. Yes, that’s right, Alan. -Thanks, Dad!
It hasn’t come out yet!
On the upside, it’s buttered. But on the downside, it’s not.
I was speechless.
Really helped me see things in a different light