My wife convinced me to have reversed roles during sex last time…
That was a pain in the ass.
The barista told me it was fresh ground.
She can’t even
Because he is an absolute unit.
I think that something scary is about to happen, I can feel it.
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" "We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied. "She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50…and I get $43 back from Medicare
Oh wait, my bad. That wasn’t my waiter.
Does that make him a jolly rancher?
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It's a little too crude.
First thing he did when I got him home was make a bolt for the door.
When it becomes apparent
They're way too kneady…
"Which is?" he asked. "Exactly."
Yep. It can happen.
I told him it was an older version of a henway. “What’s a henway?” My son asked. “About 5 pounds” I replied.
PRODUCER: You mean a choir? “Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?”
12 years old and mixed up with coke. Disclaimer: This is just a joke. I do not condone the practice of mixing whiskey with coke.
My teacher always starts her class by reading one of the posts from r/jokes, but today she’s absent.
So instead, a subreddit.
He got hammered
…the chemical plant became insolvent…