My wife said she is leaving on account of my sexual fetishes
I said fine! slam the door on my cock on the way out
You have to do it bit by bit.
So i took the batteries out of the smoke alarm
Her mom is Korean and her dad is Korean and her legs got ripped off in a car accident.
There's always beef between them.
Remains to be seen.
7th grade World history class.
Dad: okay, you're an ambulance
It was a booby trap
He takes the art out of rap artist
You get another old lady to say “Bingo.”
But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they're lovely
She's a nightmare
And how did he get so many countries named after him?
But when I do, he usually laughs
A lemonade seller was standing in the hot sun selling lemonade. A customer, who is a businessman approached him and asked him the prices. "$3 for a full glass, $30 for 5 empty ones." Astonished, the businessman asks him, "What is that supposed to mean?" The seller remained silent. After giving it a thought for a while, the customer bought 5 full glasses of lemonade, giving the seller $15 (3×5). He drank all of them quickly and showed the seller 5 empty glasses, "I got 5 empty glasses only for $15, though the cost is $30. You see, what dirty tricks we businessmen are capable of!" The poor lemonade seller says, "Sir, I am an entrepreneur. You see I made you buy 5 glasses for no reason at all?" Edit : Ignore bad grammar please.
when he turns to her grabs her tits and says "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow". Then he grabs her pussy and says "Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens". She turns to him smiles,grabs his dick and says "Honey if you could get this up I could get rid of your brother"
It's about raisin awareness.
It was sad, but it was a huge weight off my shoulders..
"Do you want some of my bacon?" "No thanks I'm Jewish" "Don't worry it's free"
It’s now 12:15 and my arm is killing me.
I mean… how low can you get!
How do you tell a good joke about time travel?
So that makes me…. transparent
He was a small medium at large.
In fact, you could even say it was a blockbuster
All the red flags.