Mysterious (credit to u/sathvik_vadari)
Girls develop tits around the age of thirteen, boys develop them around the age of forty.
So they can beat the crowds.
It's nice to have some company
… he made a bolt for the door.
“Sorry, my fault.”
If “womb is pronounced “woom”, “tomb” is pronounced “toom”, then then shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced
“BOOM” I hope that blew your minds
Now I just have beer
Ever since, all I can think about is how to win her back.
I was going to make a joke about my spine, but I think it was a repost. Did anyone see it here earlier?
It was about a weak back.
I expect that'll come back to bite me.
Through the Dumbell door
But nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to God to ask for the $10. When the post office was to sort out the boy's letter addressed to 'God, America', they decided to deliver it to President Donald Trump. The President was impressed, touched and entertained by the boy's letter. He told his secretary to send $2 to the boy. The President thought it would be a lot of money for the little boy. The boy was happy to receive money from God, so he sat down to write a thank-you note that read: Dear God, thank you for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it via Washington, and as usual, the devils took 80% of it!
Reddit fills your mind with thoughts. Instagram fills your mind with thots.
The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear. Thank you Stephen King for this wonderful joke.
"I want to open a fuckin' checking account" To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fuckin' checking account right now." "Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation. They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?" "There's no damn problem," the man said, "I just won 50 million in the lottery and I want to open a fuckin' checking account in this damn bank!" "I see sir," the manager said, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"
It was lit
I said no. I can't deal with high maintenance women
Because he doesn't want to be spotted
He said: “Suuuuureee YOU can!”
Mass divided by volume
And then we'll all be sorry.
B – Bad R – At O – Acronyms K – E –
“Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?” “Rhino!”
"We know you know the answer, but it's not your turn Scooby!"
And then Samsung.
Dad: Why isn’t anybody turning the 5th kid around?
you clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation
Now it’s just some bunny I used to know.
Just in case there is a salad dressing . This was horrible lol
Because it is capsized.
Milk. Its pasteurized before you can see it
A solid 10, but also imaginary.
A four-chin teller!
He took a short cut.
They give it two test tickles.