Because it was two-tired
The plot thickens
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One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Son: what did the fig say to the table? Me: I don't know, what did the fig say to the table? Son, angry voice: Hey! I'm asking the questions here. You FIG-ure it out.
They come into his house, and he throws off his shoes, and holy Jesus christ almighty his toes! The Hooker Asks: "Oh my god, what is with your toes?!" The guy responds with: "I had TOElio when I was younger" They move on, the guy takes off his pants and HOLY CRAP his knees they're all wrinkly and it's indescribable. "Oh God! Your Knees! What's wrong with your knees?!" "Oh I had KNEEsles when I was younger" She lifts up the bedsheet and says: "Yeah looks like you had smallcocks too"
I said "6' 2", but good guess."
Me: "Well, you said my account should have a new balance. ;)"
Incase they have to Draw blood.
Feeling cannelloni right now.
It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had…
…but they're both "lefts". Which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
I'm open to suggestion.
Only a fraction of people will understand this.
But those letters aren't silent, they're just waiting their turn
One minute you’re on a roll And the next minute, you’re taking shit from some asshole
…"Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice, "NO, I DON 'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy 's table and said, "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?” The guy then responded with a loud voice, “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT 'S WAY TOO MUCH!” All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy stood and whispered in her ear, "I study law, and I know how to screw people."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
He said there was a vas deferens.
Because they can't even.
She starts fitting into your wife’s clothes.
The surgeon said: go ahead, knock yourself out.
The artist says "That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen" The scientist replies "Unfortunately it has no use" The artist says "Can't you just appreciate it's splendor? It has every color that exists in it" The scientist concedes "Ah, so it does have porpoise"