I Just responded with “dad, stairs don’t talk”
Which might explain why she was called "Vulner".
It was bad.
Back in the day, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Now, everyone owns a car and the rich have horses…
My, how the stables have turned!!
Now they also call me poor.
But for me, it just ruins the pineapple juice.
Is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.
Comes great response ability.
But I can see where you are coming from.
Me : "Okay, so I would identify as a bisexual." Dad : "And that means you would have a male partner." Me : "Yeah." Dad : "Or a female partner." Me : "Yeah." Dad : "So… That means if you don't find a partner, you're on standbi?" ME : ME : ME : ME : "Son of a b…"
She's probably pulling your leg
One's a British WASP, and the other is a USB.
The other one replies, “Yes. I believe that comes from sitting on these wicker chairs.”
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?
” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”
Sometimes he laughs
because it was soda-pressing
I was like: What the Hellman
They didn't even do anything.
She was a runaway bride
I hope nobody takes a fence.
With or without "u"
So my science teacher thinks that the nucleus is the power house of the cell. Not the mitochondria. Should we rebel?