Change your gears.
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It got stuck in a crack
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When the big hand touches the little hand.
“You know, one would’ve been enough!”
Reverend: Just water officer. Police: Why do I smell wine? Reverend: Good lord he’s done it again
But most have 4
But i didn't think it wood work.
Arya went west, Jon went north, Drogon went east, and the show went south.
He pulled a muscle.
…”we don’t serve your type!”
When it's fully groan.
I said, “No. I have Stranger Things to watch.”
She raised her right arm revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink? The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, a bleary-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink! The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them revealing the same hairy armpit and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink? Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap, it's none of my business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her 'the ballerina' ?" The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."
I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
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I'd choose alive. Weirdo.
You never know if there may be a salad dressing.
It's going to be a play on words.
Why didn’t the husband try to catch his wife when she was falling down while she was carrying clean laundry?
He wanted to watch it all unfold!
He’s a small arms dealer.
It’s not hard