No one tolerate this!!
"How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
Yesterday my seven year old son asked me "where does poo come from?". I was a little bit uncomfortable but I gave him an honest explanation. Then he looked at me a little perplexed for a few seconds and then he asked "And Tigger?"
Blunt force trauma
Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
… on the other hand, I'm okay.
That's the last time I use cheap toilet paper.
A garbage truck
He said, I like it well done. I said thanks.
A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier. "Have you any two watt bulbs?" "For what?" "That'll do, I'll take two." "Two what?" "I thought you didn't have any?" "Any what?" "Yes please!"
1 "you believe in Santa Claus" 2 "you dont believe in Santa Claus" 3 "you ARE Santa Claus" 4 "you LOOK like Santa Claus"
For support, rather than illumination.
In one ear, out the other.
A polar bear
But by then, it was too late.
Would we call her Fe-Male?
The man handed the baby back to the doctor. "Then bring me the one my wife did make."
It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
He stopped at nothing to avoid them.