Now that’s pretty correct
She was in charge of the hops.
She came to her senses!
I have a very important job in my company. I make sure that there are enough seats when the Directors meet.
Basically, I'm the Chairman of the Board.
She replied, “Yes, it is and don’t call me Shirley!” I guess I left my phone in Airplane mode again…
…Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
Can you imagine Hispanic?
Livers are important.
It doesn't last long for fat people.
…we’ve drifted apart.
Digging giant tunnels underground.
One, because men can be feminists too.
She says it drives her up the wall.
Went to see The Joker last night and some guy dressed in a full clown outfit held the door open for me into the theater
I thought it was a nice jester
Well, the flag is a big plus.
To cover their butt quacks.
And my legs grew weak at the knees, my heart fluttered, and the butterflies started in my stomach. I knew, in that moment, I'd roofied the wrong glass…
Free of charge.
By walking… JK rolling
It’s something that a hundred men or more could never do.
A teacher asks the class, “What are some examples of flammable objects?” and the Jewish student raises his hand.
The teacher replies, “Very good! Any other examples?”
For Hispanic attacks
You can hide but you can't run.
Bad reviews… only 1 star.
The assistant replied “ammonia cleaner” I said “I’m sorry, I thought you worked here”
Because all the other letters are Not-Cs