(NSFW) A blonde, a redhead and a brunette sitting in the waiting room of an OB/Gyn office. All three are about six months pregnant.

The brunette starts a conversation with the other two women by saying, “I read an article that says you can determine what gender your baby will be if you know what position you were in during sex that was at the time of conception. I know I was on top when my husband and I were having sex and I got pregnant, so the article said I should have a girl.”

The redhead says, “well I was on bottom when my husband and I had sex so I must be having a boy”

The blonde starts wailing and crying “oh god! I’m going to have puppies!!”