[OC] 6 Pereopods Apart
He is fine. He woke up
That sounds a little far fetched
I would have to change my name.
Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
It only made it more sluggish.
Is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
“Well son…you see that man with no arms sitting over there? Tell him to clap.” “Mom! I’m blind.” “Exactly.”
She really wanted a daughter.
Police looking for hardened criminals.
Especially because he's a chihuahua and I have to lift him up.
Be tall, it's much better.
Neil before me.
He was sick of me horsing around
But you do need one to go skydiving twice
Can God create a lift on which he can't wait?
7YO: Knock knock! Me: Who's there? 7YO: Europe Me: Europe who? 7YO: (with mock outrage) I'm not a poo! you're a poo!
He was a small medium at large.
I guess I am putting words in her mouth.
Because Rick Astley is British.
Nothing, they fast
He asked them who the best composer was and didn’t like their answer.
A senior figure secretly dispensing the contents of his sack for every child he can get to sounds pretty Catholic to me.
Long enough to cover the subject, short enough to keep it interesting and up on my desk by Friday midnight.
Because it was two tired.
Me: "It doesn't worry me at all, babe." Her: "Awesome! I really so much prefer being a Christine."
it's too far to walk back.