Oh no guys
I'll hang around here. You go on ahead.
A joke has meaning.
But it was just my imagine Asian.
The driver says, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." Stunned, the woman sits down and complains to the man next to her. "I can't believe that rude driver! He was so insulting to me! I have half I mind to tell him off!" The man replies, "You should. Let him have it. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Two. One to change the bulb, and one to hold the penis. Edit: *Father Edit: * LADDER!!!! Dammit.
Must be some kind of milestone…
An ARRRgument with his wife
It was a booby trap
The boy keeps repeatedly saying," If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I'd be a little calf.…" "If my mom was a hen and my dad was a chicken, I'd be a little chick. If my mom was a deer and my dad was a buck, I'd be a little deer. If my mom was a duck and my dad was a goose, I'd be a little duckling." The annoyed bus driver stops the bus and turns to the boy saying, "What if your mom was a drunk and you dad was a bum?" The boy responds, "Then I'd be a bus driver."
It runs in the jeans
So he could pickup his Master’s degree…
they're always folding. I'll see myself out. lol
…I told him he didn't understand… we were his parents, and he had ten minutes to pack.
She said she was sorry she ever married me.
They were prime mates
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' … She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..' So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started..
It always gives me butterflies.
A small medium at large.
If we don't get some support, people are going to think we're nuts!