Oh no science
A polar bear
However the police still don't have any concrete evidence against him.
'Mmm?' 'Not that many!'
Every time I hit a speed bump, I tell her it was a dog.
And lowers it.
The next floor, however, is a different story.
You use spring water.
Thankfully, turns out it's in my blood. I come from a long line of Fathers.
I learned next to nothing
It’s Christmas Eve. (I’ll let myself out…)
He was in the wrong craft.
Until the police came and removed me from the library.
I listen to their problems, I learn about color matching and fashion so that I can go shopping with them, I ask them about their feelings, etc. The whole thing. Once they trust me, I wait patiently and the moment they let their guard down, BAM! I fuck their boyfriends.
I guess it’s time to take Matters into my own hands
Trump said in his campaign that if I voted for Clinton, I would be stuck with a president under constant federal investigation from day one. Turned out, he was right. I voted for Clinton and I have been stuck for years with a president under federal investigation from day one.
Everyone get them
I’ll only be making inside jokes.
Its days are numbered.
Mr. Bigger's baby because he's a little bigger.
A United States Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. To add injury to the insult, she said she wanted back the picture of herself that she had given him. So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. In all, he got more than 25 pictures of various women (some with clothes and some without). He then mailed them to his now-former girlfriend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."
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Because it’s past tents
My girlfriend insists that it says 'dyslexia' but what does she know.
I’m 22 to say it.
They knead the dough.