Ok this is honestly kinda funny
Make me one with everything.
I have no idea, but it ain't 3 cause my basement is still dark.
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My buddy James came running into the room, tears streaming down his face, and shouting, “It’s a boy! It’s a boy!” Needless to say, we never went back to Thailand.
Guess who came crawling back?
The pupils, they dilate
Kid: I’m going to be frank with you, bu- and if you say “Hi Frank, I’m Dad!” I’m gonna be super pissed!
A garbage truck.
I was afraid of that.
So when they come back to port, they can scandanavian
It was a huge ore chasm.
I've got two half sisters.
It’s not the end of the word.
"Where?" "No. Just the regular kind."
Thou shall not COVID thy neighbor's house
I'm not sure why… I wasn't even talking!
I never knew horses even got tattoos.
I am getting ready to open an Asian/Mexican fusion resturant…I am calling it Juan-Ton
My dad died last year when my family couldn’t remember his blood type in time for paramedics to save him
As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him
He loves Tibet.
It’s just heartbreaking knowing he will never finish his sentence.
When it's full groan.
I still have flashbacks!
I took its shell off to see if it would go any faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish
"Dad where have you been?"
Because he doesn’t believe in himself
I said, "What is it?" She said, "I saw you sitting in the park. You were reading your autobiography to your ex." "Hmm," I replied. "Really?" She said, "How do you explain yourself?" I said, "Well, if I read it to you perhaps you'll find out."
I don't know but Alaska.
Now he’s Aware Wolf!
One takes photos, the other takes five toes!
So I packed up my stuff and right.
But sometimes I have trouble getting into the driver’s seat.
It was pointless