Old band good | Phones and Gays bad
It was a piece of cake 🍰!!! 😂
I guess you could say it was more of a Fanta sea.
I don't know where I'd be without it
I guess that makes me a faux pa.
It makes me say thing I don't nintendo.
Thankfully it was just a virus.
Nothing. It is on the house.
You’ve seen the mall.
Because then it's a pair-a-dice
she fell onto the floor. She popped right back up on the bed and yelled, "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
Two dogs, a Doberman and a German Shepherd, are in the vet’s waiting room, and the German Shepherd says to the other “What are you in for?”
"Oh," says the Doberman, "I went for the postman. He said I ought to be put down, but my owner pleaded with him until he said that if she got me castrated instead then he wouldn't take it any further. So that's what I'm in for. How about you?" "Oh," says the German Shepherd, "my owner was cleaning the kitchen floor in her bathrobe, and while she was reaching for something under the fridge, her bathrobe fell off, and she looked and smelled so good that I mounted her then and there." "Oh," says the Doberman, "so you're in to be castrated as well?" "No," says the German Shepherd, "just to get my claws clipped."
Oscillating ones cool the room much better.
He's feeling much better now
No one knows. But the road will have his vengeance.
I said maybe.
He tractor down.
I said: "Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you."
One goes ba dum tiss, the other is da bum kiss.
A little girl is having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear. She says, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?”
The bear replies, “No thanks, I’m stuffed.”