omg guys hes dying someone help him
… are really going against the grain.
is sphere itself
Outlaws are wanted
I think I'm being stalked! EDIT: a word
and accidents in the back seat cause children.
you would have more bed room but less bedroom
Because light attracts bugs.
But then he disappeared without a tres…
it’s more difficult to deter…gents
You'll be mist.
7 was a registered six offender
which is fitting cause I have no idea what DIVOC is going on
Just two palms, no dates.
Buyer: "How much does it cost to buy a singing ensemble?" Seller: "You mean a choir?" Buyer: *visibly frustrated* "Fine, how much does it cost to acquire a singing ensemble?"
She wouldn’t get her nose out of my business. I was nuts over her though
I failed a health and safety course yesterday. One of the questions was ‘in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?’
‘Large ones’ was apparently the wrong answer.
This sub was and still is for boomer comics, things that boomers find funny, or straight up boomer garbage. I’ve noticed that many people are posting memes about boomer humor, which isn’t what this sub is for. Thank you
It get’s jalapeño face…
Can’t say I’m surprised.
Mother Superior: "Sister Maria, if you walk through town at night, and you're accosted by a man with bad intentions, what would you do?" Sister Maria: "I would lift my habit, mother Superior." Mother Superior (shocked): "And what would you do next?" Sister Maria: "I would tell him to drop his pants." Mother Superior: (even more shocked) "And what then?" Sister Maria: "I would run away. I can run much faster with my habit up than he with his pants down."
The steaks have never been higher
The priest orders a whisky sour, the rabbi orders a red wine, and all three of them died in agony and put those they were close to in critical condition because they couldn't just stay the fuck home.
Everyone get them
nothing….. they were just hanging….
Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: and i have a math test tomorrow. Girl: What does that have to do with anything? Boy: I thought we were listing things we were going to cheat on.
One is meteor ☄️