On Father’s Day, I thanked my dad for his contribution to my birth.
He said it was his pleasure.
The people in Dubai don't like The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi dooooo!!!!!!!!!!
In a dadabase….
Fruit flies like a banana.
A radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?” Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.” DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?” Caller: “Goan… spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.” DJ: “You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?” Caller: “Goan fuck yourself!” The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until: DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?” Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.” DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?” Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.” DJ: “You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?” Caller: “Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!”
it’s not stroganoff.
It gave me thesaurus throat I ever had!
I guess it would be a Soviet reunion
I told her "That is not true, in fact I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
But when I got home all the signs were there.
She said, “It’s a slippery slope.”
I got a few Twix up my sleeve.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
You get 8 more!
Not everyone of you, of course.
A receding hare-line!
I was a bit nervous and a little flustered, so the policeman thought I was under the influence. He gave me a breath test, which I passed, but he was still not convinced. He then called in the sniffer dog, and when it arrived it promptly had a good sniff inside my vehicle. "Look here son", the policeman said to me, sternly. "This dog is telling me you have drugs on you" I looked at him, dead in the eye and said "mate, you're the one with the talking dog"
It saves time on laundry, since a lot of the time they hang themselves.
It was the alpaca-lips.
You're a multicellular organism.
You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.
No text found
It's changing your ring tone
then is Congress the opposite of progress?
“Timmy! Close your eyes and leave!” Timmy’s mom yelled. “But… what were you doing?” Timmy asks. “Well, your father has big beer belly, so I was jumping up and down on him to flatten him out!” The mother responds, nervous. “Well, there’s no use in that.” “Well, why not?” “Because when you’re out shopping, the lady next door comes in and blows him back up!”
… well then take a shower.
She was insulted, punched and spit on Not to imagine what would have happened if she left the house!
They really dropped the ball this time.
I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
But all the good ones Argon
Because when they left the old country, immigration officers put a sticker on their lapel that read To NY.
It was a shitzu