Perfect facial recognition doesnt exi- 🙄
Because they have 2 Shifts…
But I never got the chants.
I don't care how big a spider is, nobody steals my fucking shoe.
he felt his presence
They were originally made in Greece
the fact that I came to the door naked, or the fact that I knew where he lived.
I added some fruit and orange juice—now she’s sangria than ever.
Because if they had 4 they'd be called chicken sedans.
Really, I was quite lucky my older brother told me about it.
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
I made several discoveries
So I killed him and the Judge gave me 40 years!!
The demon said that he is going to eat them. But being in good mood he gave them chance to escape death and go home, should they pass his test: survive three strikes of his whip. He also said that they can wish for any one thing to protect themselves against the whip. The American gone first. He wished for a shield made of titanum steel. But the shild held only for two strikes. At the first strike of the demonic whip it severely deformed, at the second strike it protected the American, but completely fell appart. The third strike killed the poor American. Then came the Indian. "I don't need anything to protect myself.", said the Indian. "I practiced yoga for decades, both my mind and my body are ready to withstand any punishment that you whip will give." And so he did. Demon's whip didn't leave even a scar on yogi's body . "Okay, you passed my test", the demon said,"You can go". "I will stick around for while, I'm curious about what the Brit will do." The demon asked the Brit: "Now it's your turn. What will you use to protect yourself?". "Why, the Indian, of course!".
She wondered what the bass salary is.
So that I could fit the rest of the socks in the drawer
“You know, one would have been enough.”
I’m galactose intolerant
Confirm new password: Tomato Passwords don't match.
So I got one second hand and one first hand.
He nuts and bolts.
To be honest, it was pointless.
Unless you count Dracula.
It's my signature move.
During the Second World War hitler and his troops storm into a village and gather the people in the village to the square. Hitler wanted to shoot the people there but decided it was too boring. He came up with a game where the wifes would need to identify her man only by touching his dick. If she failed at this game, Hitler would kill her whole family. He ordered his troops to seperate them and put blindfolds on the women and open the dicks of the men. They call the first women to play the game, she goes "not mine, not mine, not mine, not mine, aah yes that one". She saves her husband and family. Next women comes "not mine, nope, no chance thats mine, nop, aha yes this is him". She also saves her family. This goes on for a couple more rounds and nobody dies, Hitler gets bored. To add some excitement he orders couple of his men to join the group, and then calls in the next women. She goes "not this, nope, not mine" then the turn comes to the soldier and she furiously shouts "Who the fuck is this?!"
I will put my glasses on.