(P+L)(A+N) = PA+PN+LA+LN
Ha! I just foiled your plan!
A chicken tender
But it just kept ringing.
Let’s meet up and share a joint.
Well, I could use a light snack.
And i knew right away that this isnt working out
…but all the seats were already taken.
A family of buffalo are sending their boy off to kindergarten. The teary-eyed mom is hugging her kid.
Dad just waves and says, "Bison".
Now that we’ve got the four malities out the way, we can begin.
The little moron was a little more on.
The lifeguard noticed and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in
Apparently that’s not how you grade exams.
And then she gave me a huge hug.
So he asked his friend Horatio.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day
If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
I’m not joking, but he is.
The rabbit says “I think I’m a typo”
Because change comes from within.
Then there's You, without either. Happy Valentines
Then they hung her.
Caveman discovers fire Stone age begins
Dad: No. You’re grounded. Son: No fair! Dad: That’s exactly what I said.
Instead he pulls out his tablet, opens the news app, and calls me old school, "tablets are the way to go nowadays' he says. Damn fly never stood a chance
At least he’s an ok broomer.
Because being ugly every day sucks… 🙁
If you don't have one, you'll have to unload by hand.
A Christian, a Muslim, and an Atheist all day the same day. They all approach the pearly gates where St. Peter awaits them. St. Peter calls the first man up and asks what religion he is. “I’m a Christian” says the first man. “Very well, continue on and you will be in room 16, just be really quiet near room 8” said St. Peter The next man walks up and St. Peter asks what religion he was. “I am a Muslim” says the man “Very well, you will be in room 29, just be very quiet around room 8” replies St. Peter The third and final man walks forth and St. Peter again asks what religion he was. “I am an Atheist” answers the man “Very well, you will be in Room 56, just be very quiet around room 8” says St. Peter The man asks, “If I may, why must I be quiet around room 8?” St. Peter replies, “Room 8 is where the Catholics are, and they think they’re the only ones here”