Post flairs are now mandatory due to complaints about “Political humor”.
During my prostate exam, my doctor told me it’s perfectly normal to become aroused and even ejaculate.
That being said, I still wish he hadn’t.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
They only had ours!
I found it a little hard to swallow.
God tells him "Because of your excellent behaviour in life, I will grant you one wish, you can ask me anything." The man says "Okay, Tell me who killed JFK?" God says "It was Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone, using his own rifle" The man says "Wow, this goes higher up than I thought"
His condition is stable now.
He got in the face of a private and yelled, “I bet when I die you’ll show up at my grave and spit on it!” “Not me,” the private said. “After I get out of the army I’m never standing in a line again.”
Don’t worry about him. He’s just a product of our times.
It was a Stark realization.
Neil before me.
Only a fraction of people will understand this.
"I'll have H2O," says the first. "I'll have H2O, too," says the second. The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.
IT WAS SIR EEL
Eventually we drifted apart.
Pearl Harbor might have been an accident.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
And there’s notre dame thing they can do about it.
Great food, NO ATMOSPHERE
If you’d like to come over to offer me any advice my door is always open
“Wow!” I say. “It’s climate change!”
I see a lot of new faces here tonight, which is disappointing.
IT'S FUCKING FROZEN!!!
So I made her and friends mop the floor and do the dishes.
The Brexit – you promise to pull out but you don’t
they're fried in Greece.
Well she’s a real Paige Turner
She was seeing someone else.
I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
He said, “Yale”. I said, “I SAID, DID YOU GO TO HARVARD?”