PSA: This is who is iin the white house.
The Japanese are just loli-gagging.
micro soft porn
ME: I can’t afford that PIZZA GUY: Well you’ll have to pay some other way. ME: [takes out wallet] Wait I forgot I had 30 dollars. PORN DIRECTOR: Cut! The fuck are you doing?
that you misread the first line of this joke
He was consumed by his own pride!
As a muffler specialist, I replied, "I'm the one that's really exhausted."
To save his business, my butcher is trying an experimental process where he gives his cows magic mushrooms before slaughtering them.
Let's just say…the steaks are high.
A fighter pilot and a cargo pilot are flying around, talking shit to each other on the radio. The fighter pilot goes on about how much cooler he is than the cargo pilot and says, “Watch this, brah!” hits the afterburner, does a barrel roll and then a loop.
"Top that!" he shouts to the cargo pilot. "Ok, well watch this." says the cargo pilot. The plane just goes straight for a while. "How'd you like that?" asks the cargo pilot. The fighter pilot is confused and asks, "What did you do?" The cargo pilot replies, "I went to the galley and got myself some more coffee."
A husband died. A few years later, his wife died. As she got to heaven she saw her husband and ran up to him with tears in her eyes. "Darling, oh how I've missed you!" The husband extends his arms, stopping her from embracing him and says, "Woah there woman. The contract was until death."
I'm also 100% in prision.
Too much pier pressure.
Add spring water
It makes it really weird when I'm fucking her and I think of my girlfriend.
I haven’t seen any with more than 4.
It May, Fri 10 you.
Because they make up everything!
They have trouble sweeping..
Gag My wife told me this one to me. Not my joke
Well, at least I think they're vegans. They keep shouting : "Lettuce Leaf!"
A man went into a toy store and ripped the arms off of every teddy bear in the store. Why did the judge let him go free?
He had the right to bear arms.
It has an ex axis and a why axis. Edit: Thanks for the silver!!
A wide supremacist.
I hate making decisions based on stereotypes.
“What can I do for you, Father?” “I’m collecting for the orphanage.” “Just a moment,” says the little girl, closing the door. The priest waits patiently, then suddenly hears first one gunshot, then another. The little girl returns to the door and says: “OK, you can take me now.”
I have no words to describe how angry I am…
Give a man a poisoned fish, and you’ll feed him for a lifetime!
We couldn't afford a dog.
Because with great power comes great response ability
You have my Word.
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