We haven't got a gig yet.
But the other 2 are
Because it is cheaper
Because dogs can't whistle!
They steal all of the bases.
He started counting but he fell asleep.
Police: You are under arrest! Me: Why? Police: Because you transport 6 people at once on a single motorcycle. Me: Did you say six? Police: that is correct, six! Me: Damn it, we have lost Chantal.
In anatomy, the asshole is at the bottom.
She said, “It’s driving me up the wall.”
8yo cousin: To get to the idiot's house. Me (patronizingly): Oh..uh..yeah good one haha. 8yo cousin: Wanna hear another one? Knock knock Me: Who's there 8yo: The chicken.
Because there's not mushroom!
I don't want to comb placate things.
Good news: I’ve got it under Ctrl.
I think it was filmed in a cinema though, as I see a little silhouetto of a man.
Its called the Groaner virus
I just don’t know the order of them
You look at your X and wonder Y.
But her aim keeps getting better.
Conversation between maid and owner:. (owner is a female) Maid: I need a raise Owner: you already have got a raise Maid: that was 18 months ago Owner: why do you then deserve.this raise? Maid: I am better than you in many things Owner: ok tell me Maid: I am better at ironing clothes than you Owner: who told you Maid: your husband Owner: okay Maid: I also am better at cooking than you Owner: now who told you that? Maid: your husband Owner: okay Maid: and I also am better than you in bed Owner: did my husband tell you that too? Maid: no the Gardner did. Owner: …………….. Owner: ok how much raise do you want?
But I'm quite Adam Ant about it.
I have serious emotional attachment issues.
You need professional kelp
One will see you later, the other will see you in a while.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!