R/dankmemes is so bad…
The high C.
I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets
It's a step by step guide.
In China some dogs are E-10
When they ask, "So, what do you do for a living?" I just say, "Oh, you know… stuff."
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
It writes other words too
she told me "give it away, give it away, give it away NOW" !
She tried to call the cops and got shot in the stomach three times. Luckily, all her children were safe. 15 years later, one of her daughters came up to her and said, "Mom, I was peeing and a bullet came out." So, she told her daughter the story. Then, her other daughter walked into the room and she said, "Mom, I was peeing and a bullet came out." So, she told her daughter the story. Finally, her son came in and she assumed she knew what he was going to say, "Let me guess, you were peeing and a bullet came out?" The son replied, "No, what? I was masturbating and I shot the dog."
But none of them work.
existence is pain.
I know it's hard to believe, but I saw it with my own two eyes.
I don't know why I put it on in the first place.
“My roof has disappeared”
Because people are dying to get in! (My dad told me this one when we drove past a cemetery one day lol)
But no, it only made him more sluggish.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
I can also tell if they are standing.
We now call him Dr.Awkward.
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
You get another old lady to say “Bingo.”
For example, border security.