Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time.
After three years, Andy was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the local area. Often he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for the citizens of the community and he always reported back to prison before Sunday night was over. The warden was thinking of remodeling his kitchen and in fact had done much of the work himself. But he lacked the skills to build a set of kitchen cupboards and a large counter top, which he had promised his wife. So he called Andy into his office and asked him to complete the job for him. But, alas, Andy refused. He told the warden, "Gosh, I'd really like to help you but counter fitting is what got me into prison in the first place."
In 2033, we will witness the rise of "Quaranteens"
I put the wrong socks on this morning
A light saber
Never mind, you won’t get it.
I said, “Floors are beneath me.”
They both came in a little behind
I feel like canoe person
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
"What?" she asked, confused. I said, "You asked me to describe myself in tree words."
Fuck the ships. My lighthouse, my rules
So he asked his friend Horatio.
You want a piece of me?
Livers are important.
… I'm just trying to figure out why they were all carrying bags of candy 🤔
I just came to that conclusion.
I told him, "My door is always open".
“I’ve done it! I’ve accomplished whirled peas!”
and log in to your online banking system. It feels like someone else is paying your bills.
Just one but it’s already been changed three times today.
Picked him up in a night club. He looked like a woman. Smelled like a woman. Danced like a woman. Even kissed like a woman, but as we arrived back at his apartment he reversed his car into a tight parking slot in one fluid movement!…. That's when I thought "Fucking hell there's something wrong here"
…if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
Sally sells C-cells by the Seesaw.
It was full; no place to sit… I took out my mobile, placed it to my ear and said loudly- "Bro, come fast, she's here with someone else". Six couples ran away..
She’s currently in the I.C.U
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