R u ok
Well, you should know.
In one ear, out the other.
You have my Word!
He is my cousin, twice [removed]
I said I'm not sure but I can definitely perform "another one bites the dust"
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A pigment of your imagination
He was named first!
It's because they have two Shifts.
It's a little too crude.
"No idea, they just ransomware."
and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, Made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! Why? Everyone knows… You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone
But did he listen?
"Why's that?" he asked. I said, "Yes, very wise.'
But it really went downhill fast.
… and a lady looks at him and says: 'Gross.' To which the German replies: 'Danke!'
but I heard it's whiskey buisness.
Just a lintel bit of the time
Nothing, it just started wine-ing
They say it's a blast from the past.
.. I hope
But none of them work.
Dad: go to the corner it's 90°
He drank his tea before it was cool 😎
The worst part is the news says this is just the tip of the iceberg and what I need to use as TP tomorrow romaines to be seen. Stay safe kids, Dad
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
one watches cells and one sells watches
He’ll be born in February.
Thanks for nothing
Sir you are on a train
"You crossed the wrong guy."
Just today I had to explain to someone that there is a vas deferens between a testicle and a penis.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
I can't get out.
I would have $6.38.
That I realized I had hit rock bottom