Now it’s worth $875,000
He wanted to get up oily in the morning.
Outside England's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees for cars $1.40, for buses $7. Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the zoo management called the city council and asked it to send them another parking agent. The council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the zoo’s own responsibility. The zoo advised the council that the attendant was a city employee. The city council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the city payroll. Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about $560 per day — for 25 years. Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over $7 million dollars … and no one even knows his name. Source: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fake-parking-attendant/
I'm not joking, but he is.
The officer asks him if he is married and the man replies, “Yes, I am.” The officer then asks him if he has a recent picture of his wife. The man answers, “Sure, hold on a second.” The officer looks at the picture, and in a sad voice says, “I’m sorry, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a train.” The man says, “I know, but she has a good personality.”
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Because it’s the first time he’s gotten the most votes.
…I'm not sure what I'd do with the other $299,999.75 though.
It's always been a Mr. Lee to me.
Just in case you get a hole in one.
The bloke made me a full cup and designed the foam to look like the Apple logo. "That's really creative," I said, "I appreciate it." "Thank you sir," he smiled, "That would be £199."
When a cop pulls you over, he tells you a joke.
He wanted to keep things brief.
He always finds them funny
A shitty joke.
That she was a little boulder.
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive…
It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.
It's your count who votes!
Turns out it was just another dad choke.
Yep, she’s pregnant.
Because it was two-tired
They're both cauldron.
I don't know what scared him more. The fact I was naked or because I knew where he lived.
'Thankfully the looters took nothing but two iPhones' the store's associate manager said.
I said "6' 2", but good guess."
They're way too kneady…
He slapped my hand away. Turns out he wasn't born yesterday.
Piece of cake.
But the taxidermist only did her back half. It was a cat-ass-trophey.
Is it fair to say his addiction is getting out of hand?
Tis the best place to trade stolen content for gold 😉
Useful. Because it always comes in Handy.
Because it cantaloupe.
"Excuse me miss, I can't find my wife. Can I to talk to you?" He asked her. She said "Sure, but how is that going to help finding your wife?" I said "Trust me, as soon as we start talking, she will appear out of nowhere".
Yet they haven't. I don't geddit.