Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.
Neil before me.
You can hide but you can’t run
..it became beer.
My dad is going through heart failure, and the first text that I get from him after sending him a card says:
“No more corny jokes, now just corn-orary jokes” I’m glad he still has his sense of humor through these tough times
I am on season 6 so far, but not sure what it has got to do with security.
I have a Czech one, too. One too.
To cover there butt Quacks! Straight from my ten year old…. I’m so proud.
Where you put the cucumber
At the border, the French customs agent asks him “Name?” “Hans Mueller.” “Place of residence?” “Munich.” “Occupation?” “No, just vacation this time.”
Because you can't see in the dark
It was a brief case…
It's impossible to put down.
You can only ran, 'cause it's past tents.
Those that understand binary, and those who don't.
One has claws at the end of the paws… The other is a pause at the end of a clause.
Aisle B, back!
“Son, I bet you can’t wait for me to die so you can piss on my grave!” The private emphatically replies, “No sir! Once I get out of the army I’m never gonna stand in line again. “
In case she needed to draw blood.
It makes me say thing I don't nintendo.
It’s an inside joke.
A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, “Master, why does my ability not improve? I’m always defeated.” And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers…
"My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?" "Yes, my master, I have." "And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?" "Yes, my master, I have witnessed it." "And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?" "Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon." "That is the problem. You keep watching all this stuff instead of training."
"you mean a choir?" Fine… How much does it cost to "acquire" a large singing group?
"This is a stick up!"
I came three times in the shower trying to wash it off.
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
I’ll only be telling inside jokes.
Must be some kind of milestone…