Really impressed by the Republicans
Vaccinated kids live long enough to be diagnosed with autism.
What's a thousand times better than Instagram? Instakilogram
Because if they didn't, the state's population would die out pretty quickly.
Because they have anty bodies.
I don’t think I can look at her in the same light ever again.
Of course, if he’s a billionaire.
I'm not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper.
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I answered: “Well, I think my greatest weakness is my poor listening skills.”
I think the paper is jamming.
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They had been lost for a long time and were both starving. While walking, one of the hunters notices a tree that has thin slices of meat hanging from it. He yells to the other and points towards the tree: "Look, we're saved!!! There's a BACON TREE!!!". He starts running for the tree when all of a sudden a group of armed men appear and start shooting at him. The hunter turns right back and yells at his friend "RUN!!! IT'S NOT A BACON TREE, IT'S A HAM BUSH!!!!"
This is because they're filled with anty bodies.
You probably aren't thinking straight.
A farmer buys a rooster to service his 200 hens. When he gets the rooster into the barnyard, he tells him, “Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You’ve got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Have fun, but take your time.”
The farmer points him toward the henhouse and the rooster takes off like a shot. WHAM! Randy nails every hen in the henhouse, three or four times. Randy runs out and sees a flock of geese down by the lake. WHAM! He nails all the geese. Randy runs to the pigpen, the cow pasture — soon, he's been on every animal on the farm. The farmer is distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the day. Sure enough, the farmer wakes up the next morning to find Randy laid out flat in the middle of the yard, buzzards circling overhead. The sad farmer shakes his head and says, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself." Randy opens one eye, winks, and nods towards the sky, "Shhh, they're getting closer."
A student visits the principal’s office one day and the principal says to him, “What’s your name, son?” He replies, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” The principal looks up and asks him, “Oh, do you have a stutter?”
The student replies, “No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was an asshole.”
I disagree. I clearly have a father figure
Because they can go from Dayton to Marion in less than two hours.
Would I be mist?
People in Dubai don't like the Flinstones but people in Abu Dhabi dooooooooooo!!!!