Recently I bumped into the guy that sold me an antique globe.
It’s a small world.
Old but gold
What gender is google?
Female, she doesn’t let you finish your sentence before suggesting something.
Time to punish the humans
Can February March?
Can February March? No, but April May.
Got this from a boomer in a group chat today. Comedy gold.
Wash it off!
Thanks aunt for sending me this one
It’s big brain time
You may be young enough to understand tech, but damn that’s a boomer tier joke
Damn girl are you a redditor?
Cause you just keep repeating the same shit
I love this comics
Secretary of Defense, maybe?
Here we go again
Okie dokie boomer
I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside and gave her one last chance…
Unfortunately, she blew it!
One can only hope..
Wife ugly, surgery bad
I feel bad for that guy
My deaf girlfriend just told me “I think we need to talk.”
That’s not a good sign.
2019 wrap up
My wife thinks I’m a light sleeper. I disagree.
I sleep in the dark.
a not so terrible boomer humor comic
Is that what you want?!
Be sure to take care of your mental health during this quarantine
Me at 3am watching Indian guys build a pool in the woods.
Why did the cargo ship carrying vegetables sink?
It had too many leeks.
When comedy turns into tragedy IRL.
When asked to work without root access..
Guess Which One…
Whelp.. There goes my childhood
At a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little
“Nervous.” Asked the interviewer. “No, I always give 110%”
Vintage-style boomer cartoon
How did it get past the editors?
What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public?
A private tutor
Ahh the good old days
What do you call a cousin-fucker in the U.S?
A redneck. What do you call a cousin-fucker in Europe? Your Majesty.
My blood boils
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller!
Women for Trump
It’s the effort that counts right?
This year, I gave up using spreadsheets for 40 days.
It is Excel Lent.
Why do astronomers put beef in their shampoo?
For meatier showers
What did the grape say when it got crushed?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
hoffman would b proud
How come you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are really good at it.
An entire boomer Calender
I need answers 🙃
Stolen from r/memes
My phone just told me “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”
It must be in Airplane! mode.
the true power of the hotdog
Shared by single boomer aunt
I applied so much spray deodorant in 2008 that a man suffocated.
Does that make me an Axe murderer?
A man applies for a job as a lumberjack
Well sir, do you have any lumber jacking experience? Yes. I was part of an elite team of lumberjacks who worked on the largest lumberjacking project ever for nearly 3 years. Oh. You don't say? Where exactly was it you worked? The Sahara Forest in Africa, Sir. The Sahara Forest? Don't you mean the Sahara desert? Well sure, that's what they call it now.
You know who I’m talking about.
Happy Birthday ☹
To keep things in perspective…
Whatever will true Korea do now?
I asked my wife to dress up as a nurse tonight…
to fulfill my fantasy that we have health care
Yup. Reddit pre-answers a question.
Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped…
"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and uses them to steer the branch through the air with grace and finesse. "That's amazing!!" says the second caterpillar. "How in the hell are you doing that?!" The first caterpillar scoffs. "Am I the only one in the whole damn forest who knows how to drive a stick!?"