The fifth one was dead sirius.
nevermind she's back she just went to pee
Something inside me says yes.
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It’s when a British person takes a good look at something
By previously legalizing same-sex marriage and now Marijuana, Canada have finally interpreted the bible correctly:
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man lies with another man he should be stoned."
We must build taller schools
She thinks I'm digging a pond
But by then, it was too late.
Because sin90 = cot45
but you didn't like it.
Which is also known as avocado’s number
You can only ran, because it’s past tents
As we were driving along he told me: "I've been a cop for almost 20 years now. I can follow anyone, and I mean anyone for just 1 mile down the road and I can find something I can cite them for." I said prove it, so he started following the next guy he saw. After a mile he said "I can't believe it, he didn't do a single thing wrong. I'm going to pull him over and let him know." He pulls the guy over, goes up to him and says "Sir, I'm sorry I pulled you over. I just wanted to compliment you. I followed you for a while and not once did you speed, change lanes without signaling, or do anything else deserving of a citation. I rarely see this so I wanted to thank you for you safe driving." The guy looks up at him and replies: "Well, you've got to be careful when you're drunk."
And then they call me ugly and poor.
It doesn’t last long for fat people.
Well, I'm not going to spread it.
A very loud, grossly over-weight, and very unattractive woman walked into Walmart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning, and welcome to Walmart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no! They ain't no twins! Oldest one's nine, and the fat one's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" In a very pleasant tone, the greeter responded, "I'm neither blind nor stupid. I just couldn't believe that you got laid twice."
He said, "Dad, do you want to see me kick Flip?"
it looks fishy
But when I do it’s usually an ankle
Bacon will kill you… But, smoking bacon will cure it.
…should get a NO – BELL prize.
My dad died last year when my family couldn’t remember his blood type in time for paramedics to save him
As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him
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Let me tell you that my wife hit the roof when she found out.
It was lit