Sane people won’t understand 😂😂😂
She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie "Yeah, I have a job for you. How would you like to paint the porch?" "Sure that sounds great!" said Julie. "Well, how much do you want me to pay you?" asked the man. "Is fifty bucks all right?" she asked. "Yeah, great. You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need in the garage." The man went back into his house to his wife who had been listening. "Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" asked the wife. "Well, she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied. About 45 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door. "I'm all finished," she told the surprised homeowner. The man was amazed. "You painted the whole porch?" "Yeah," Julie replied, "I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!" The man reached into his wallet to pay her. "Oh, and by the way," said Julie, "That's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
He had reptile dysfunction
I guess school really does prepare you for the real world
Inmate: It’s bec… Officer: Yes? Inmate: I think I have… Officer: Go on. Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?! Officer: Sure. Parole denied!
So i packed up my stuff and right.
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Cause he has little legs!
It comes with an Elon Musk.
Ask your mother
Ah, this one got me good 😀
Go to the corner. It’s 90degrees
But it is what is on the inside that counts.
Then it hit me.
To speak to the other side!
Parents: Arson? Principal: Yes, your son.
My son came up to me and said, “can I have a bookmark?” I started crying, 10 years and he still doesn’t know my name is brad.
They come with that Elon Musk.
Either your name is Scott or it isn’t.
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
I didn't realize he'd do it by constantly hiring replacement White House senior staff.