Science meme for you all
On the upside, it’s buttered. But on the downside, it’s not.
A Tropical Depression
Me: "Sweet dog you got there" Policeman: "Yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog." Me: "Still in training, huh?" Policeman: "What do you mean?" Me: "Nevermind"
Oh wait, my bad. That wasn’t my waiter.
The experience was jarring.
We broke up because she couldn’t stomach my cheesy jokes.
He really gets a kick out of it.
I have no words to describe how angry I am…
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!
Because it got stuck in a crack
Jokes on them, though. They aren't my friends.
It's not my birthday but a scary looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house
Alien versus Redditor.
To work on his pecks
She is very good in bringing up old shit.
His dad replied, "no son".
They’re just waiting their turn.
So I always made sure I kept my distance from my teacher Mr Dickinson
But I’m 22 to say it 🙁
A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
That shit was nuts!
Because they take things literally.
They both have a great time.