Set you Wifi password to 244466666
So you can say the password is 123456.
Because all proper tea is theft.
But it didn't hurt, because it was a soft drink!
A Sharpei 🖊
But for whatever reason, it was much more difficult to deter gents.
It’s gone spiral
Their ship, an aging minesweeping model, had wrecked off the coast. As they sought shelter in a makeshift camp, one of them managed to salvage a radio and quickly telegraphed an SOS with their coordinates. To their surprise, a ship responded within the hour, saying it could be at their location in about two weeks. The older soldier shook his head, saying he'd rather take his chances swimming out to the wrecked ship and trying to repair it. "You'd really rather play with that old mine craft all day?" the young soldier scoffed. The older man shrugged and said, "It's better than a fortnight."
Pun in, ten dead.
Now I’m afraid they’ll come back to repossess my house.
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I call it my trail mix.
Two loading animations!
He can’t say ‘please’ which I think is poor for four
It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had.
My dad said in a dead serious quiet voice "I know something you don't know about this place. The people living in this town aren't allowed to be buried here." And I was really confused, so I asked why. He said "because they are still alive."
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?”
"Guilty", said the man in the dock. At this point a man at the back of the court stood up and shouted "You dirty rat!" The Judge asked the man to site down and to refrain from making any noise. The Judge continued "….. and that also on the 17th September you are accused of killing your son by beating him to death with a hammer, how do you plead"? "Guilty", said the man in the dock. Again the same man at the back stood up and shouted even louder, "You dirty rotten stinking rat"!! At this point the Judge called the man to the bench and said, "I have already asked you to be quiet, if you continue with these outbursts, I will have to charge you with contempt of court. I can understand your feelings, but what relationship have you to this man?" He replied "He is my next door neighbor". The Judge replied, "I can understand your feelings then, but you must refrain from any comments". The man replied "NO, your Honor, you don't understand. Twice I have asked if I could borrow a hammer, and BOTH TIMES he said he didn't have one"!!!
A redneck. What do you call a cousin-fucker in Europe? Your Majesty.
i was like OMg
With a pair of Ceasars.
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
A four chin teller
r/dadjokes on you!
There's a joke somewhere in there, but I can't quite find it.
She said no, she thinks I'm just after my money.
I have contacts.
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