Sherlock Bonespurs cracks another case
My to doo list
It scares the shit out the dog.
If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats…
I said, "Yes, when I picked up the phone."
1.) Your time with them Is brief so treasure it. 2.) They LOVE chocolate.
Because they believe in carrying a baby to full term.
You can say he's bull-headed.
That diagnosis really came out of the purple
A bad joke timing
"Saved For Later"
A gay couple, Jeremiah and Timothy, was feeling hot n bothered on a plane and so decided to join the mile high club…
"What if we had sex?" asks Jeremiah. "Are you crazy? Here, on the plane? It would be awkward, everyone would watch us doing it…" "Nobody is even paying attention to anything. Look!" Jeremiah stands up and asks loudly: "Could I have a napkin, please?" Nobody gives a damn. Everyone is sleeping, reading, looking out the window, etc. Flight attendants pretend to not hear them, as they also don't give a damn. "They really wouldn't care then, would they?" says Timothy. So Jeremiah and Timothy have wild sex on the plane. Later, when the plane arrives to the airport and the people are leaving, the stewardess sees an old man who threw up all over his shirt, even his pants are soaking in the filth. "Sir, you should've asked for a bag!" "I didn't dare" whispers the old man. "A few rows ahead I saw a man asking for a napkin and he got fucked in the ass.
Because Ken always came in a different box.
Dad: " Actually, we'd like him to keep his Liver"
… I tell them, "Why yes, I Excel at it" and when they say, "Well, can you help me do this?" Me: "Word."
A rock guitarist plays 3 chords for 10,000 people A jazz guitarist plays 10,000 chords for 3 people
I haven't cleaned it, but I have had time.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
They would call it the crucifact.
Receptionist: "Yes, but this is a sperm bank and it doesn't work that way. "
Guy: lifts gallon yeah it's pretty easy. Wife: I mean from the store. Guy: I would imagine it weighs the same there.
Nicked it off some fat ginger prick at the park
That you read the first bit wrong.
Communication is key
Right now I really hope that is a woman's penis
Walking! JK Rolling!
The Grim Sleeper