Should we tell him though???🤔
There is too much sax and violins in it
I'm not buying it.
Because he keeps breaking the fourth wall
A rip off.
A snail slides into a car dealership. The car salesman greets the snail politely and asks what he’s looking for. The snail says that he just wants a really fast car and the salesman shows him the ones with a high max speed…
He slaps the roof of one and says, "This is the last one that’s built for speed." The snail says, “This is perfect, but there’s one thing I want you to do first.” The car salesman was confused. “What?” The snail said, “I want you to paint a big red S on it.” The car salesman was even more confused. “Why?” Chuckling, the snail said, “So when people see me driving, they would say, ‘look at that S car go!’”
They lured me in the door and then knocked me down.
I serve laxatives at one and everyone loses their shit
If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
My dad said they’re wiped out
Once in a Blue Moon.
A family of buffalo are sending their boy off to kindergarten. The teary-eyed mom is hugging her kid.
Dad just waves and says, "Bison".
…it sounds like putting a shell to your ear.
But cocaine is where I draw the line.
As fur away as you can get.
The same goes for "explosive diarrhea".
Because they once had a fight and 71.
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it
A senõr citizen.
I was beside myself.
Swine Flu requires oinkment and Bird Flu requires Tweetment
Because some relationships don't workout.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!