Sir Isaac Newton is a millenial
She really wanted a daughter…
A young boy walks into a Halloween teen party with no shirt on, only wearing a pair of loose jeans. The host says, “Well, , this is a costume party.” The young boy responds, “I’m in costume. I’m a premature ejaculation.” The host asks, “how’s that?” “I just came in my pants.”
He claims he wasn’t that much into her anyways.
I went to 4 different ones and they all said insufficient funds.
This is because they're filled with anty bodies.
A liquor cabinet.
They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive
I don’t think I can ever repay you
When I asked for nuns?
"You owe me one cannoli."
They were made in Greece
He's only got little legs
I hope you’re happy now.
My dad (67) just sent this to me. It’s literally a dad joke. Some of us might not get it though I’m sure.
What does the Pink Panther say when he knocked over an ant hill? Dead ant… dead ant… dead ant dead ant dead ant… dead ant dead ant….
It hasn’t come out yet!
Because it was safer. (Credit to I-80 sign)
A four-chin teller.
Someone ordered meatballs and Ikea sends them a cow with DIY instructions