“No idea, they just ransomware.”
The shellf help section.
I like to remind her that most lottery winners blow their winnings.
There was a B
Step 1: Step 4: Step 9: Step 15:
but I drew Barry more
I feel like canoe person
chemist 1: I’ll have some H2O chemist 2: I’ll have some H2O also chemist 2’s arch nemesis disguised as the bartender: [under breath] so close….
She looked surprised
It's ok though, he woke up.
Because people are losing their shit.
Because nothing gets under their skin.
My daughter, Chewbacca, not so much
Tell her a joke on Wednesday
I told her I’m pretty good, but I don’t think I’m ready to compete in a tournament yet.
but none of them work.
The German replies "Nein, just one."
I don’t think I’ll be able to look at her in the same light ever again.
They can't shake it so they need to blow dry.
“I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”, he said. “By all means officer, just don’t go in that field over there”, I replied. The DEA officer exploded, saying “Do you know who the fuck I am?! I have the authority of the federal government with me!”, he shouted before pulling a badge out of his back pocket, “Do you see this fucking badge?! This badge means I can do what I want and I’ll go wherever the fuck I want, have I made myself clear?!” I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short while later, I hear loud screams, looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life being chased by my angry rodeo bull. With each step, the bull was gaining ground and he seemed sure to be gored before he reached safety. The officer looked terrified and continued to run for his life. I threw down my tools, immediately ran to the edge of the fence and shouted at the top of my lungs, “Your badge, show him your fucking badge!”
I'm not sure how I feel about it.
I went to the Walmart today , and I was there for literally 5 minutes. When I came out there was a state trooper writing a parking ticket for being in a handicap spot. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the winshield… the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
Me: "Why?" Bouncer: "I have no idea who you are and this is my trampoline."
But go slow; I'm listening.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, "Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!"
We can all be Karen's in our own ways. I just realized I'm a computer Karen. Every time something is taking too long, or the slightest inconvenience happens, I immediately want to see the task manager. *sorry*
This means it's illegal to ejaculate in a school zone. I don't think the speed was why I was arrested though.
I smiled and said, "America."