Socialism is bad mmkay
On Tatooine you can find Mos Eisley. On Hoth you’ll find ice mostly.
I mean I have daily sex I mean I have dyslexia
Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you." The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her. "Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. Before you know it, they're getting down to it. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise. "Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!" "Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
Land in it when they're not looking
…you become a vacuum cleaner. And furthermore, true house cleaners aren't just born, they're maid.
You get your palm red for free
They’re straight and white.
I have a hunch it might be me.
I still can't believe someone could stoop so low.
What do you call a bunch of monkeys all mixed up? An Orangatangle!
A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes of flirting, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It has to be your ears." Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100 percent natural. I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist. Look at my skin, not a blemish anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?" Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming…that was me."
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. Me: Okay, I'll have a coke. Bartender: Is Pepsi okay? Me: Sure. How much is that? Bartender: $3 Me: There you go. So, what's the wifi password? Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
It's not a long poem, but it's deep.
She's probably pulling your leg
And it’s discussing fucking.
It will come back to me.
That's pretty sad considering that I loved her to the core.
I said go stand in the corner it's 90 degrees
"Good idea!" I replied. "We can cover more ground that way!"
To be an organ donor
Its ok it was a wookie mistake
But I just can't see myself cleaning it
I thought, there is no way they're going to fit in a bowl of soup…
But I stand corrected.
I was just preparing a Barbie Queue