Some people think that boomboxes are really old school.
I think it's just a stereotype.
It becomes theiranium.
He tied up his horse and entered a saloon When he exited the saloon, he found his horse missing The cowboy shouted, "I'm going to go inside for another drink, when I'm done, my horse better be returned. If not, I'll do what I did back in Texas." The cowboy went back inside the bar, got a drink, and returned to find his horse. As he saddled up, a man approached him and asked, "Out of curiosity, what did you do back in Texas?" The cowboy responded, "I had to walk home." P.S. Sorry
I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
So my grandma just found out how to read updates and it said updated in the backround and said i always see that but i dont see them in thr backround
He keeps saying, "I can't go on, I hate my life". My roommate's too selfish to notice. He's always crying.
I stopped seeing her for a while.
Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
I wonder how many people are in that field.
Like a good boomer Aang.
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did, and warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said, "My penis is frozen solid." The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they!"
If the Klu Klux Klan leaders are wizards, why don’t they cast a spell to kill all those that oppose them?
Because they don't have access to black magic.
But when i got home, all the signs were there.
You look for the fresh prints.
I’m longing to become a Petty Officer.
You say Cheese!
Those damn mooselimbs.
The bartender says, “what do you think this is, a granola bar? “.
Turns out she felt the same way. So I turned the airconditioning on.
the child could technically be considered ginger-bred.
But I’m planning to give it a shot.
The Italian said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra virgin olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes." The Frenchman said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil from Provence and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight." The Aussie said: That's nothing! Last night I massaged my wife, ya'know, all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours." The Italian and Frenchman, are astonished, and asked?, "Two full hours?….. Wow! that's unbelievable. How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?" The Aussie replied, "I wiped my hands on the curtains."
Because he hated the juice.
It's the cleaning craze that's sweeping the nation!
Even our cake was in tiers.
Which I really didn't appreciate.
They gave me another one, free of charge.
Where you put the cucumber.
but with more iron.
A cop pulls over a car with two priests. The cop makes his way up to the window and says, “We’re looking for two child molesters.”
The priests look at each other for a moment and turn back to the cop. “We’ll do it.”
You sheet metal.
My Korea is over