*star wars theme song*
When the girl gets older, and he stays the same age.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog
At the baa baa shop!
From a distance they looked like hares.
It only takes one nail to hang the picture of Jesus.
But I was immediately fired.
I’m still waiting for my adult super-vision to kick in
I'll let you know
I think it meant a great deal to him.
But he never laughs at any of them.
Sorry for the terrible pun, I just couldn't resist.
A young woman is at her doctor’s appointment when the doctor says, “Ma’am, I’ve got your results, and it appears that you are pregnant.”
The woman appears shocked. "What!? You've got to be…" She pauses for a moment. "…Kid-in-me." After a a few moments of her giggling turn into silence, the doctor replies "Did you seriously get pregnant just to say that joke?" The woman says "It was totally birth it."
Everyone hates it, but I’m a fan.
He said, “Fine. Suit yourself.”
Then it hit me
But I wanted to be transparent.
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99% of people were annoyed when their tent fell down.
Apparently the super color fragile lipstick makes the dicks atrocious
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There would be a mass confusion.
I call it "Letter Rip."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
In the riverbank
I’m nervous she won’t be able to pull it off.
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A hoppo My 4 year old cousin thinks it’s the funniest thing in the world
The more ohms, the greater the resistance.
I'm going to try the meatballs next time.
He said, "But son, it's the same film if you watch it here."
Later in my life, I learned that condoms only work 99% of the time.
since then, my mugging attempts have been much more successful.
So I packed up my things and right
The way they pronounce unionized