Start with the punchline.
How do you tell a time travelling joke?
I said yeah, Homers a bald fat dude that drinks Duff and Marge has blue hair
But I didn't have to go because Iran
So I drove him to the hospital. He couldn't have been ill though, because he didn't get out.
The 7 yr old looks at his brother and says, "I think it's time we start swearing" The brother nods in agreement. "When we go downstairs, I'll be the first to swear and then you swear" says the 7 yr old. The two brothers go downstairs and the mother asks what they want for breakfast. "I'll have a bowl of cocoa puffs, bitch!" The mother smacks the kid so hard that he flies out of his chair. The mother asks the 4 yr old what he wants. Stunned, the 4 yr old says, "I don't know, but it won't be fucking cocoa puffs!"
So I answered it.
Comes great response ability.
I would have $6.38.
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C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?
The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear. Thank you Stephen King for this wonderful joke.
It’ll be called “Many Cures and Manicures”
I'm asking for a friend.
"Is this good for wasps?" he asked the assistant. "No, it kills them."
Mom: You sure about this? I think you deserve better. Me: But mom, I love her so much! Mom: I'm talking to her.
But I came away with uncertainty and disorientation.
In the end, he came around.
Turns out, Israel
The man handed the baby back to the doctor. "Then bring me the one my wife did make."
… its where i flip your MOM over im sorry
The Australians. They asked you to take a “proper gander over there”
There would be mass confusion!
Sometimes he even laughs!
“Nervous?” asked the interviewer. “No. I always give 110%”.
Most people would prefer to have the time off between Christmas and New Year, but I have a better idea.
I'd like to have the time off between New Year and Christmas.
All it does is hold me back
it's a naan stick pan
The rotation of the earth
Dad: I don’t see any future in it.
I wish I had never put it on.
… for some good clean fun