Him : I’m a programmer Her : Never mindProgrammersNeverSleep
They gave me another one, free of charge.
She said, “It’s a slippery slope.”
Me: No. I think most of them smell that way.
I told her I already Reddit.
A solid 10, but also imaginary.
It was the best dam program I've ever seen
I'm currently working knights.
He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains. “It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. My brothers haven’t been affected tho."
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Chicken sees a salad
I told her, no, but I wouldn't mind playing with the box they came in.
Hold on, it's 900. Edit: No, wait, it's 500.
I can’t tell you how much this award means to me.
And the world's largest woman is laid by your dad.
I can't stop coming to conclusions
I was in Daniel…
"… They're out standing in their field."
My pimp would beat my ass
Then I was born.
So they can beat the crowd.
It has an ex-axis and a why-axis
The other cow says "no I'm a penguin"
But when I look back now, all the Clues added up.
It’s the Wurst Käse scenario.
I turned her down I don't like high maintenance women
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